number 9 Diary					Wednesday 7, January 2009
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It's driving me batty! 23/05/2003 07:24 GMT 3 the blews 19/05/2003 05:50 GMT 4 Hi Gene! 07/05/2003 09:18 GMT 5 Mllking a mouse 04/05/2003 13:50 GMT 6 cramming 01/05/2003 15:55 GMT 7 tuna fish and harley greese 29/04/2003 17:30 GMT 8 number 9 Comes Alive!! 28/04/2003 14:13 GMT 9 long typical night 22/04/2003 23:03 GMT 10 Wisdom 21/04/2003 15:20 GMT 11 N/A 21/04/2003 15:18 GMT 12 a whirled record 19/04/2003 21:16 GMT 13 vienna sausage 18/04/2003 18:39 GMT 14 my finger stinks 17/04/2003 14:56 GMT 15 A Lesson About Morons 15/04/2003 03:43 GMT 16 It rose 13/04/2003 10:14 GMT 17 The Second Cumming 10/04/2003 11:53 GMT 18 Strange Uncle Earnie 09/04/2003 18:31 GMT 19 Maxine 08/04/2003 08:54 GMT 20 ~NOVEMBER 5th~ 06/04/2003 13:45 GMT 21 a helpful hint from #9 01/04/2003 13:51 GMT 22 no fair! 25/03/2003 07:14 GMT 23 I Want To Be Seduced 23/03/2003 21:49 GMT 24 A SURVEY ABOUT ME 20/03/2003 18:29 GMT 25 Whew! 18/03/2003 17:36 GMT 26 s***! 15/03/2003 23:35 GMT 27 helicopter fuel 14/03/2003 23:34 GMT 28 Help! 14/03/2003 05:39 GMT 29 a memorial day 07/03/2003 02:29 GMT 30 N/A 04/03/2003 15:48 GMT 31 changing careers 25/02/2003 16:38 GMT 32 my unselfish nature 22/02/2003 17:19 GMT 33 tiny bubbles - Don Ho' 21/02/2003 14:44 GMT 34 silly me, i'm so forgetful... 19/02/2003 15:31 GMT 35 number 9 dream 16/02/2003 13:06 GMT 36 Hello Walls 13/02/2003 13:28 GMT 37 SWEET 11/02/2003 17:46 GMT 38 N/A 04/02/2003 01:57 GMT 39 A Prayer I Made Up 31/01/2003 08:37 GMT 40 a love pome 29/01/2003 23:02 GMT 41 Love At First Sight 26/01/2003 09:03 GMT 42 ~~~burn baby burn~~~ 24/01/2003 21:44 GMT 43 expressions 23/01/2003 14:59 GMT 44 nightline 22/01/2003 12:26 GMT 45 i want elephant tight ass 20/01/2003 10:54 GMT 46 Fixing A Hole 18/01/2003 12:47 GMT 47 My Life In Turmoil 17/01/2003 13:34 GMT 48 READY TO START DATING AGAIN 14/01/2003 13:07 GMT 49 R.I.P. 12/01/2003 16:14 GMT 50 EMERGENCY!!! 11/01/2003 06:12 GMT 51 rambling man 10/01/2003 13:38 GMT 52 pink or blue? 08/01/2003 12:16 GMT 53 another helpful hint from #9 06/01/2003 15:14 GMT 54 a household hint from number 9 05/01/2003 14:58 GMT 55 she's a spoiled brat 03/01/2003 08:49 GMT 56 trust me 02/01/2003 09:46 GMT 57 an extra gift i got 30/12/2002 12:08 GMT 58 hemp hemp her ray!!! 26/12/2002 04:24 GMT 59 secret christmas recipe 22/12/2002 11:57 GMT 60 TRUE 18/12/2002 13:09 GMT 61 my second pome ever 17/12/2002 14:17 GMT 62 rape crisis in the USA 14/12/2002 19:51 GMT 63 memories 11/12/2002 13:04 GMT 64 how not to pick up girls 07/12/2002 09:50 GMT 65 another screwed up thanksgiving 03/12/2002 14:24 GMT 66 happy turkey day 28/11/2002 09:47 GMT 67 1984 27/11/2002 10:34 GMT 68 never spoken words 25/11/2002 02:42 GMT 69 truth or dare 23/11/2002 12:01 GMT 70 FREE TO BE ME 22/11/2002 13:37 GMT 71 WARNING! read with solemn reverance 19/11/2002 02:14 GMT 72 I Partied HARD!!! 16/11/2002 19:43 GMT 73 ? 14/11/2002 07:27 GMT 74 E. Pluribette 13/11/2002 19:34 GMT 75 Clepto - Maniac 09/11/2002 02:44 GMT 76 WARNING! 08/11/2002 05:52 GMT 77 a bird in the hand 06/11/2002 10:04 GMT 78 M.O. 05/11/2002 22:39 GMT 79 things to do department 04/11/2002 16:09 GMT 80 he blew his mind out in a car 02/11/2002 17:11 GMT 81 Another Helpful Hint 01/11/2002 08:39 GMT 82 M E N 31/10/2002 11:55 GMT 83 mr wizard 30/10/2002 16:14 GMT 84 stuff 25/10/2002 18:52 GMT 85 friends don't let friends drive drunk 24/10/2002 16:40 GMT 86 crossroads 21/10/2002 15:57 GMT 87 FOR SALE 17/10/2002 20:28 GMT 88 URETHRA!!! 16/10/2002 16:21 GMT 89 Brush With Greatness 14/10/2002 09:12 GMT 90 N/A 12/10/2002 12:39 GMT 91 pet names and s*** 11/10/2002 07:04 GMT 92 help 10/10/2002 19:25 GMT 93 sobbing horribly 08/10/2002 13:23 GMT 94 Advice Please 05/10/2002 13:56 GMT 95 my biggest secret 04/10/2002 12:52 GMT 96 RACISM: 02/10/2002 02:59 GMT 97 Maybe I Just Don't Know The Exact Rules 01/10/2002 11:22 GMT 98 GANG BANG NUMBER 9 30/09/2002 06:42 GMT 99 Animal House 28/09/2002 15:36 GMT 100 A Burning Bush (the beginning of Moronism) 26/09/2002 05:24 GMT 101 t*t 24/09/2002 11:33 GMT 102 Mr Know It All Seeks Advice 23/09/2002 06:13 GMT 103 Family Dinner Time 21/09/2002 20:43 GMT 104 Soaking My Toe In Cider 21/09/2002 03:17 GMT 105 LIMITED KNOWLEDGE 19/09/2002 02:04 GMT 106 trick or teet 17/09/2002 03:01 GMT 107 My Butt Hole 15/09/2002 20:11 GMT 108 Aging Like Fine Wine Oh 14/09/2002 07:12 GMT 109 The Truth 14/09/2002 00:46 GMT 110 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 13/09/2002 03:27 GMT 111 Words I'll Never Say 10/09/2002 23:58 GMT 112 worlds greatest lover 09/09/2002 07:26 GMT 113 The Truth 06/09/2002 22:16 GMT 114 little known fact 06/09/2002 04:00 GMT 115 important update 05/09/2002 03:35 GMT 116 ways to save money 04/09/2002 10:40 GMT 117 thnaks to all who made this the best #9 bash yet!! 03/09/2002 17:59 GMT 118 PARTY!!! 30/08/2002 16:07 GMT 119 All Thumbs 28/08/2002 08:14 GMT 120 My Quirk 27/08/2002 18:11 GMT 121 it's always different 24/08/2002 18:37 GMT 122 Rape Crisis Training Needed Here 22/08/2002 14:08 GMT 123 A Real Surveillance Tape 19/08/2002 08:10 GMT 124 My Lovely Molly 16/08/2002 17:55 GMT 125 Dear Abbey Road (HELP!) 14/08/2002 12:22 GMT 126 predicting the future 13/08/2002 13:50 GMT 127 VA MEDICAL CENTER 12/08/2002 13:31 GMT 128 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! 10/08/2002 09:29 GMT 129 Secrets to a happy marriage 09/08/2002 09:32 GMT 130 N/A 08/08/2002 07:18 GMT 131 dear old dad 06/08/2002 12:59 GMT 132 8 items or less? 05/08/2002 14:10 GMT 133 ROOTS? 04/08/2002 19:37 GMT 134 PERSPECTIVE 02/08/2002 05:41 GMT 135 One Sick Woman! (poor Gus) 31/07/2002 05:47 GMT 136 fish tales 24/07/2002 05:31 GMT 137 blonde puberty 21/07/2002 10:03 GMT 138 bragging a little bit 16/07/2002 03:36 GMT 139 To All The Male Bashers I've Known 12/07/2002 18:31 GMT 140 Some Strange 11/07/2002 01:16 GMT 141 TREE HUGGER 10/07/2002 00:59 GMT 142 Love In An Elevator 08/07/2002 05:56 GMT 143 The one that got away 06/07/2002 06:01 GMT 144 A Very Bad Day 01/07/2002 20:39 GMT 145 ...If I was a doctor... 28/06/2002 20:37 GMT 146 KNOWLEDGE you can never get enough... 27/06/2002 10:18 GMT 147 My New Watch 26/06/2002 03:35 GMT 148 note to self 25/06/2002 18:12 GMT 149 Fun With Nuns 24/06/2002 01:11 GMT 150 A Jewish Pedophiliac 22/06/2002 10:38 GMT 151 how to give a nerd a headache 19/06/2002 07:58 GMT 152 The Next Best Thing 15/06/2002 15:13 GMT 153 Muah! 12/06/2002 08:16 GMT 154 Sean Handcock 10/06/2002 19:49 GMT 155 very depressing entry... 08/06/2002 23:50 GMT 156 EXPERIMENT #hjktjkt8684uigjvnjfioru9r0r495u8gjjfmj 06/06/2002 00:12 GMT 157 Loan me your coat, Tex... 04/06/2002 01:44 GMT 158 Are You Like Me? 02/06/2002 01:46 GMT 159 condensed reincarnation milk 29/05/2002 16:05 GMT 160 *~question~* 27/05/2002 14:43 GMT 161 cumbersome 25/05/2002 19:52 GMT 162 N/A 25/05/2002 02:24 GMT 163 doing a line 22/05/2002 05:26 GMT 164 rain, dear game 20/05/2002 07:34 GMT 165 ...my pride and joy... 18/05/2002 18:37 GMT 166 Moronic Faith 16/05/2002 17:53 GMT 167 IDEA! 16/05/2002 05:13 GMT 168 feeling frggy 15/05/2002 08:25 GMT 169 hmmmmm 13/05/2002 07:07 GMT 170 well hung 12/05/2002 11:10 GMT 171 THINK!!! 10/05/2002 11:18 GMT 172 A True Story 09/05/2002 08:03 GMT 173 homosexuality is a pain in the ass 08/05/2002 13:06 GMT 174 Mother Mary Cums To Me 07/05/2002 11:49 GMT 175 hair of the dog 06/05/2002 06:51 GMT 176 sheathed 05/05/2002 07:28 GMT 177 Survey ! ! 03/05/2002 04:27 GMT 178 Love Triangle 30/04/2002 19:01 GMT 179 tunnel vision 29/04/2002 07:31 GMT 180 anyone? 26/04/2002 22:00 GMT 181 Complete And Total Rejection...... 24/04/2002 20:27 GMT 182 OCD 23/04/2002 11:13 GMT 183 turn me on dead man 22/04/2002 23:56 GMT 184 Fart.... 21/04/2002 07:12 GMT 185 $ saving Money $ 19/04/2002 18:30 GMT 186 One Eyed Jacks Are Better To Open 17/04/2002 16:03 GMT 187 p**** WHIPPED 16/04/2002 02:21 GMT 188 f***ED UP 14/04/2002 22:43 GMT 189 N/A 13/04/2002 17:47 GMT 190 signs 12/04/2002 00:28 GMT 191 Pondering... 09/04/2002 15:15 GMT 192 N/A 09/04/2002 12:28 GMT 193 N/A 08/04/2002 15:47 GMT 194 the fuzz buster 06/04/2002 19:33 GMT 195 I had a dream last night, and I don't know why 05/04/2002 17:32 GMT 196 N/A 04/04/2002 15:06 GMT 197 N/A 03/04/2002 10:05 GMT 198 Some Moron Verses To Enlighten You 01/04/2002 20:30 GMT 199 happy f***ing easter 01/04/2002 06:52 GMT 200 EASTER BUNNY 29/03/2002 15:34 GMT 201 N/A 27/03/2002 16:01 GMT 202 ya know? 27/03/2002 00:47 GMT 203 N/A 25/03/2002 18:45 GMT 204 gentlemen's wager 24/03/2002 02:18 GMT 205 -show and tell - 22/03/2002 03:29 GMT 206 THIS DAY IN HISTORY 21/03/2002 09:18 GMT 207 N/A 20/03/2002 11:48 GMT 208 In Search For A Certain Bar 19/03/2002 12:33 GMT 209 N/A 16/03/2002 12:13 GMT 210 Judge Judy 15/03/2002 08:29 GMT 211 the perfect woman 14/03/2002 10:40 GMT 212 sloop john b 13/03/2002 14:12 GMT 213 my first public speech.... 13/03/2002 07:03 GMT 214 sick again 12/03/2002 06:34 GMT 215 herm 10/03/2002 04:18 GMT 216 N/A 09/03/2002 15:05 GMT 217 hero 09/03/2002 00:24 GMT 218 True Facts!!!! 08/03/2002 04:44 GMT 219 a handshake instead of a kiss 07/03/2002 10:24 GMT 220 A List Of Girls I Want To f*** 06/03/2002 11:44 GMT 221 The Greatest Thing In The World 05/03/2002 12:51 GMT 222 red handed 03/03/2002 04:24 GMT 223 N/A 01/03/2002 20:33 GMT 224 moroming confessions with tead and cookies 28/02/2002 11:11 GMT 225 Edmund Allen Scott 27/02/2002 05:53 GMT 226 A Joke 26/02/2002 04:13 GMT 227 CIRCLE JERK 24/02/2002 19:50 GMT 228 Piggy Phlemming 24/02/2002 14:25 GMT 229 d*** 23/02/2002 17:59 GMT 230 peeing as a sport. 22/02/2002 21:20 GMT 231 A love poem 21/02/2002 16:17 GMT 232 happiness is a warm gun 21/02/2002 02:55 GMT 233 doctor my thighs 20/02/2002 22:33 GMT 234 cl**s 19/02/2002 20:44 GMT 235 Manpons 18/02/2002 14:25 GMT 236 huh? 18/02/2002 03:09 GMT 237 period 17/02/2002 10:50 GMT 238 degrading s*** man 16/02/2002 17:36 GMT 239 this is so cool 15/02/2002 18:51 GMT 240 fond memories on VD day 14/02/2002 18:50 GMT 241 more pieces 14/02/2002 10:20 GMT 242 N/A 12/02/2002 23:48 GMT 243 Blowing This Town 12/02/2002 16:30 GMT 244 a day at the races 12/02/2002 02:36 GMT 245 N/A 11/02/2002 12:56 GMT 246 my a**h*** 11/02/2002 05:32 GMT 247 GOD 10/02/2002 22:18 GMT 248 ::sniff sniff:: 10/02/2002 02:36 GMT 249 prayers and blessings for my abundance 09/02/2002 16:29 GMT 250 reflections 08/02/2002 12:14 GMT 251 WTF!? 07/02/2002 14:48 GMT 252 making it appear larger 05/02/2002 16:52 GMT 253 at least i don't throw the towel on the floor 04/02/2002 17:45 GMT 254 Little known fact: 03/02/2002 16:21 GMT 255 ura*** is my friend 01/02/2002 22:22 GMT 256 my best f*** yet 31/01/2002 18:45 GMT 257 chick pea 31/01/2002 10:04 GMT 258 Marriage Names 30/01/2002 14:01 GMT 259 magic? 30/01/2002 02:29 GMT 260 what i think about while taking a s*** 29/01/2002 01:24 GMT 261 Snapper 28/01/2002 14:58 GMT 262 charity 27/01/2002 10:48 GMT 263 Urethra! 26/01/2002 13:13 GMT 264 digging deeper 25/01/2002 12:41 GMT 265 november 22, 1963 24/01/2002 23:23 GMT 266 conspiracy pt 1 24/01/2002 12:23 GMT 267 pecking 23/01/2002 15:52 GMT 268 i'm a goo goo doll 23/01/2002 03:15 GMT 269 shooting the moon 22/01/2002 15:08 GMT 270 every boy's secret 21/01/2002 12:26 GMT 271 My Mom 21/01/2002 00:27 GMT 272 ~women!~ 20/01/2002 08:28 GMT 273 odd sounds 18/01/2002 14:42 GMT 274 personal live sex show! 17/01/2002 13:23 GMT 275 i piss on my feet 16/01/2002 23:40 GMT 276 prolong 16/01/2002 05:54 GMT 277 www.bangedup.com (go there!) 15/01/2002 11:30 GMT 278 crotch odors 14/01/2002 19:31 GMT 279 yabba dabba do 13/01/2002 11:11 GMT 280 true art 11/01/2002 03:31 GMT 281 you can't handle the truth! 10/01/2002 12:21 GMT 282 original sin according to Morons 09/01/2002 11:50 GMT 283 rubbing my weary eyes 09/01/2002 04:33 GMT 284 Puppy Love 08/01/2002 11:37 GMT 285 Belated Cristmas Gift 07/01/2002 23:24 GMT 286 Mans Best Friend? 07/01/2002 12:29 GMT 287 i give 07/01/2002 02:50 GMT 288 sleazeballs 06/01/2002 04:34 GMT 289 Solemn blow for peace 05/01/2002 08:32 GMT 290 almost beating off in public 04/01/2002 03:05 GMT 291 magic eyes 03/01/2002 14:26 GMT 292 TEST#78685695949nmhktroer0039294 03/01/2002 00:47 GMT 293 Manly Smells 02/01/2002 16:52 GMT 294 Peewee's Playhouse 01/01/2002 07:35 GMT 295 An Interview With Mick Jagger 31/12/2001 01:36 GMT 296 100 things about me 28/12/2001 18:04 GMT 297 rude awakening 28/12/2001 05:22 GMT 298 a visual nightmare! 27/12/2001 02:08 GMT 299 have yourself a Moronicl**tle christmas 24/12/2001 12:44 GMT 300 Pubic Update 23/12/2001 02:47 GMT 301 s*** Happens 22/12/2001 13:36 GMT 302 not to worry about crabs now 21/12/2001 00:07 GMT 303 Uh, Yeah Right... 20/12/2001 13:56 GMT 304 the palms of david and Violin Muzak 20/12/2001 02:18 GMT 305 oh oh, christmas spirit! 19/12/2001 08:23 GMT 306 Deep Affectionate Love Rekindled! 18/12/2001 22:30 GMT 307 Shrink! 17/12/2001 23:14 GMT 308 tea anyone? 17/12/2001 01:37 GMT 309 ...grinches... 14/12/2001 20:50 GMT 310 #9 13/12/2001 20:21 GMT 311 strange friends 13/12/2001 03:32 GMT 312 every inch counts 12/12/2001 15:11 GMT 313 wierd? 11/12/2001 08:39 GMT 314 P.U. 10/12/2001 01:56 GMT